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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:55
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are some examples of unofficial acts by presidents?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Google, Meta and Snap think this tech is the next big thing - CNN
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
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Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Donald Trump's family launches 'Made in America' T1 smartphone. Here's what it offers - Mint
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Can a meme heal what therapy can't?
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Aut ut accusantium quos sint ad aperiam.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Tariff news isn't good... - Daily Kos
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried